Coconuts

Everyone knows the Monty Python coconuts song!
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
You give em a twist, a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said"

Haha, Jackson played that song today.
Jackson is my younger brother's friend who is currently sharing residency with us semi-permanently haha.

Wanna see a funny picture of me that BJ, my younger brother made of me on a paid app of his on his iPhone?
I'll show you...
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Prepare to be blown away and possibly laugh

It really shows off my best features don't you think? My eyes and my white teeth.
Hahahhahahahahahah, I always laugh when I see it, it's hilarious teehehe

Anyway, if you look at other pictures of me you will notice I don't actually resemble a donkey.

I hate holidays. I never ever have any plans, so they take sooooo long. 6 weeks is way too long for a holiday. And also I've gained a butt load of weight. Which is bull crap because I was just starting to lose weight at the end of last year and then holidays hit and I was doing alright, then I went to my nana's house and she demanded I eat everything she gave me and then my eating fetish formulated. I eat EVERYTHING! There's no stopping me! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate my lack of self control hah. No really. I hate it.

ANYWAYYYYY!




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Wow. We just had a blackout, and LUCKILY this thing does auto-save. Unfortunately, I had a whole paragraph typed about getting a new dance bag which I lost because it hadn't saved yet, but I'll write about it again :D Ha HA

So yeah, I bought a new dance bag. Which is a big deal for me. I own one other dance bag which I got approximately 10-11 years ago. I used to use a massive Bakers Delight bag, then I got the purple one which I then used for the next few years. When we moved up here, I used it for two more years. Then I got a locker at dancing, so I didn't use it unless it was for eisteddfods or concerts. Then I started full time dancing, and my brother bought me a really nice bag so I used that for two terms until the straps broke off and the zippers busted too. Then for the rest of the year I tried heaps of different bags. In the end, I was using a small yet sturdy bag. So I constantly had to carry junk because I over pack things for 'justincase' cos that's the kind of person I am, and it's very annoying in most cases because I don't know how to 'pack light'. So me buying a bag for dancing is about 2 or 3 years overdue. And now it's done, and I'm in love with this new bag, it's black and it's Bloch. And I'm sure you've heard enough about me buying a bag. Hahhahah, I'm lame.

Ok, I'm going to wrap this up here just in case we have another blackout and my computer shuts down unexpectedly.

Kbai.

OH! Before I go, just know:
Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris could swim on land