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I was driving today and was thinking about something, and I was like "I HAVE to put that story on my blog!" So here I am. And I have NO idea what the story was because I've totally forgotten.

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You guys all know I got a new phone a few weeks ago? Well, I did, and it's SEXY AS HELL. So here's some photos off it...because I can, you know?

My dad eats sheep brains. Don't worry, these sheep were slaughtered according to Israeli religion or whatever.

I don't eat these, gross!

I was talking to a friend one night while I was house sitting, and I was really tired so I was in bed and it was 9.30pm (shut up guys, I was tired), and I told him that I was in bed and he said that he didn't believe me, so I sent him this photo. Yeah.

Mum and I bought this candle on Halloween because it bleeds when you light it, so awesome! That's my grandparents in the background.

I was in Supre looking for some leggings to wear for a costume and these were an option. I didn't end up buying these, I just got plain solid black leggings. But these looked cool, but I'm not the kind of person who can wear leggings because I'm way too curvy and have short legs and a giantly wide bum.

This was me in 2010 when I was dancing full time. I had to choreograph a solo and so I borrowed a studio nearby to dance in and this was part of the dance, and I was filming myself so I wouldn't forget any new bits so when I saw this happen, I was like HOLY CRAP! PAUSE, PULL OUT PHONE, TAKE PICTURE. For all you people who thought I wasn't flexible. Shut up, you all suck, here's proof bitches.

I'm sexy when I eat ice-cream.

I have a part time job in a coffee van as just like an assistant, and she needs cups stamped because it would probably cost a FORTUNE to get them printed. So this is me in my giant shirt, stamping cups at an event.

That pesky auto-correct.

 

 





2010 - 17

 

2011 - 18

2012 - 19

These are my headshots over the past three years, by God I've changed. I look hot now!

It's got the year and how old I was at the time. Just so's ya knows.

 

 

 

This has been a very photographic blog. You're welcome.

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