I remembered...

...the story I wanted to tell you

I got my hair cut off in August right?

My younger brother works at Woolies and has done for like 4 or 5 years now, so for his 18th birthday party this year, he invited most of the staff from Woolies and I'm a local at the shop so I know most of them, and they me. Then I cut my hair and I went to Woolies and this happened:

I texted my brother, he's the green text, I'm the white text.

I said to him, "I don't think your friends recognise me anymore" and he was all, "why?" then I sent the following:

 

Then I felt the need to explain myself about the 'black justin' thing, because there are two Justin's at Woolies, and on this particular day they were standing next to each other on the registers. And usually when my brother asks me to identify which Justin I'm talking about he asks me their last name, which I don't know, so I determine them as black Justin and white Justin, because one is actually white and the other actually has very dark skin (but I don't think he's 'black').

 



 

Crema Justin...that Justin's last name is Crema, I used to dance with his sister, that's how I know his last name.

 

Then my brother decided to put these on Facebook, to which both of these Justin's saw. Wonderful.

 

Guys, I'm not racist, this was all very innocent and hilarious. If you know me, then you understand, if you don't know me, then just pretend you do and then you'll understand haha.

 

Kbye